Who knew that in Nampa, Idaho, when December finally arrived, there would be no snow but tumbleweeds running across the parking lot and hitting your car?
Who knew that the Christmas spirit doesn’t just magically inspire high school students to get their work done faster so they could get good grades as they headed out into Christmas break?
Who knew that signing up for a mylowes card and account online was anticlimactic if you only shop at Lowes for keys and an occasional can of paint?
Who knew that you lose the flavor of peppermint when you try to conserve on the peppermint hot chocolate mix, making your drink taste like warm water instead of hot chocolate?
Who knew that fifth graders performing in a Christmas concert on a Saturday when it’s still sunny outside isn’t that big of a deal to them?
Who knew that wearing a Who Dat Nation t-shirt because you like NOLA and not necessarily the Saints doesn’t make sense to someone from Louisiana?
Who knew this stuff?
I sure didn’t….