Despite the fact that my siblings ruined my faith in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy, I was happy to learn today that Bruce Wayne, aka BATMAN, is truly alive and fighting crime.
Seriously. It’s true.
A gentleman dressed as Batman nabbed a suspected criminal in Bradford, a place in Northern England. Batman brought the suspect to the police station before he “disappeared into the night without leaving his name.” I love this story. This is by far, the most interesting find on Yahoo! News today.
One of my favorite parts of the story: the hero was described as “a portly figure wearing an ill-fitting costume.” Jeez, Reuters. You’re a little tough on a hero, don’t you think? Not all guys have Christian Bales’ abs.